The presidential election is winding down to its final days, when the candidates must set their sights on those still-undecided voters who seem to possess an almost preternatural indecisiveness: basically, people that should probably have no say in the American political system anyway. Maybe that's a little harsh. Perhaps it's just that these still-swinging voters are looking for leadership that's, shall we say, more unique than Mr. Obama and Mr. McCain seem able to provide. Fortunately, as Americans, we have a choice! So, as a service to undecideds and amusement for the rest of us, we have collected information on...