Kerry the Torch A Jew in the White House? America can’t wait. Okay, okay, alright already; Horni Benesov is a funny name. Maybe it’s not Lake Titicaca, but it’s up there. And as a presidential town of origin, it sure as hell beats Midland, TX. But why has the Western media been so horny for Horni, a small, frankly piece-of-shit town in northern Moravia, on the Polish-Czech border? Sen. John Kerry, probable Democratic nominee for the presidency, found out last year–courtesy of a Vienna genealogist on the Boston Globe’s payroll–that his familial roots lie in the Czech town of Horni...
