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A Master Guru of Political Kama Sutra October 30, 2004 - As Election Day draws near, the multiple positions John Kerry has offered have seemingly become so multiple that all who are drawn to this master of multiplicity should all be reaching ecstasy. This master of multiple faceted positions can spew forth his political jargon whether he is standing, sitting, or espousing from the rear. The dynamic master of political Kama Sutra can relate to all views and positions. John F. Kerry has taken all sides of every position so we all can feel good about getting screwed- if he...

The Puppet Running for President October 22, 2004 - With any luck, this will be the last article I have to write about John Kerry, ever. Hopefully, in two weeks he will be resuming his role as an unsuccessful do-nothing liberal Massachusetts Senator with a nutcase for a wife and a face that only a Botox-technician could love - and in Mass., your tenth injection is always free. While a Kerry Presidency could have its potential editorial-writing upside ("I signed the bill before I vetoed it, no wait"), it surely isn't something to otherwise look forward to. Personally, I'll take...

PERHAPS HIS WATCH WAS ON PARIS TIME?Kerry Says His For-Against Comment Came "Late In The Evening," But It Was Noon In West Virginia…__________________________________________________KERRY "DEAD TIRED" IN MIDDLE OF DAY?  OR JUST ON PARIS TIME? On Today's "Good Morning America," Kerry Defended His "I Actually Did Vote For The $87 Billion Before I Voted Against It" Quote By Saying It Occurred "Late In The Evening When I Was Dead Tired."  KERRY:  "No, it wasn't classic at all.  It just was a very inarticulate way of saying something, and I had one of those inarticulate moments late in the evening when I...

The Boston Fog ReportAn ongoing examination of John Kerry’s “nuances and shades of gray in both foreign and domestic policy.” (Editorial, “A Primary Endorsement,” The New York Times, 2/26/04)for·a·gainst adverb. 1. To be both for and against something at the same time: e.g. “I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.” (Glen Johnson, “Kerry Blasts Bush On Protecting Troops,” The Boston Globe, 3/17/04) "John Kerry is claiming to support missile defense as he plans to cut it, and he is pledging to reduce troop strength in Iraq after previously saying he would support the...

KERRY ADVISOR ON VOTE AGAINST $87 BILLION IRAQ/AFGHANISTAN TROOP FUNDING: "Off the record he did it because of Howard Dean. On the record he has an elaborate explanation." (Philip Gourevitch, "Damage Control," The New Yorker, 7/26/04)LEARN MORE ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS' COSMETIC CONVENTION AT WWW.DEMSEXTREMEMAKEOVER.COM

The Boston Fog ReportAn ongoing examination of John Kerry’s “nuances and shades of gray in both foreign and domestic policy.” (Editorial, “A Primary Endorsement,” The New York Times, 2/26/04)for·a·gainst adverb. 1. To be both for and against something at the same time: e.g. “I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.” (Glen Johnson, “Kerry Blasts Bush On Protecting Troops,” The Boston Globe, 3/17/04) "We welcome John Kerry's newfound support of the Bush Doctrine, a measure designed to protect Americans from threats abroad by confronting dangerous terrorists where they live and train before they attack...