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  • After Handgun Ban, Canadian Bandits Begin Politely Robbing Tim Horton’s With Finger Guns

    06/07/2022 8:09:36 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 8 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | June 6, 2022 | The Babylon Bee
    TORONTO—An embarrassing crime wave has taken Toronto by storm as criminals, emboldened by Canada's ban on handguns, have begun holding up businesses armed with nothing but finger guns. Tim Hortons, a popular Canadian cafe, is reportedly among the hardest hit. Authorities confirm that the cashiers of Tim Hortons are routinely held at finger-point and forced to empty hundreds of dollars into cartoonish money bags. By the time police arrive on the scene the robbers are long gone. "It's absolutely terrible," said Constable Evans. "Since these thieves are using finger guns there's no chance of them leaving additional evidence at the...
  • LET PFC LYNNDIE ENGLAND GO

    05/03/2005 5:43:15 AM PDT · by shortstop · 188 replies · 2,951+ views
    boblonsberry.com ^ | 5/3/05 | Bob Lonsberry
    She shouldn’t spend a day in jail. Pfc. Lynndie England. Somebody should give her a stern talking to, dock her a couple of week’s pay and kick her out of the Army. And then she should go back to her trailer in West Virginia and disappear into the woodwork. But no way should she go to jail. You know who she is. She’s the ugly female soldier holding the leash, the idiot with the cigarette pointing to the family jewels of some naked Iraqis. They had her in court yesterday and had her plead guilty to seven counts of nonsense....