In the 1995 blockbuster film "Batman Forever," the lead character, marvelously played by Val Kilmer, quipped to Dr. Chase Meridian (Nicole Kidman), "It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car!" Well, according to Great Britain's chief scientist, this fascination women have with guys who drive sports cars is causing global warming. I kid you not. As reported by the British Telegraph Monday (emphasis added throughout): Women must stop admiring men who drive sports cars if they want to join the fight against global warming, the Government's chief scientist has urged. Professor Sir David King said governments could only do so...