Want a drivers license? Show your birth certificate Want a social security number? Show your birth certificate Want to get a loan for college? Show your birth certificate Want to sign up for little league? Show your birth certificate Want to register for the military, national guard, the sheriff, or the police? Bring your birth certificate Ready to report for duty overseas? Bring your birth certificate Want a passport? Show your birth certificate Want a high-level job in the government? Show your birth certificate Want health care coverage? Show your birth certificate Going to jail? Your file contains your birth...