Useless Eaters[being a parody on the song "Short People" by Randy Newman]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA[To be sung by President Barack Hussein Obama, backed by a chorus of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy,etc.] Short people Short people got no reasonShort people got no reasonShort people got no reasonTo live They got little handsLittle eyesThey walk aroundTellin great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny little teethThey wear platform shoesOn their nasty little feet Well, I dont want no short peopleDont want no short peopleDont want no short people`round here Short people are just the sameAs you and i(a fool such as I)All men are...
