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"Hey, George!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe") Hey George...whatcha doin' with that Power you have?! Hey George...I say, whatcha doin' with that Power we gave?! YWe're Right... Right's gonna shout the truth like "Dutch" Reagan... You know we fought Dem Leftists 'bout Big Government!! Yeah, Right's gonna now regroup 'round Ron Reagan!! You know we fought Dem Leftists 'cuz they're Big Government!! Hunh!! DemRATS ain't too cool!! Hey George...I heard yer gonna devolve Power... You got the Power now!! Hey George...Right's word is "NOT" to save the Power!! You got the Power to DE-Power...yeah!! Yes, we will,...

"Kerry's Party!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'") Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!! (Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the...

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll") It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time since Right won the War!! Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back, Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!! It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has... It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!! Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love. FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!!...

"Black" (To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black") Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!! Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet. Lo...Beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun] Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!! Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!" Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!" But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down... GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!! Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! I still...