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WAGONER, Okla. — A public school teacher was arrested Monday after police say she showed up at school for her first day of work under the influence of alcohol and without her pants. School officials say they found Lorie Ann Hill, 49, in an empty classroom disoriented and without pants. The police were called and Hill was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint. School officials say Hill was just recently hired. Classes are scheduled to start Thursday.

A Massachusetts middle school teacher was removed from her classroom last week when students reported that she appeared drunk, asking one pupil “how would it feel to have a bullet in his head” and “flapping her arms, and making chicken noises, and or trying to fly.”