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I filed this under "announcements" because he was at the meeting that didn't happen.

If she gets elected, America is gonna need a lot of drapes . No wonder the Secret Service is so screwed up. They had to spend so much time waiting on insane aristocrats. The Beefeaters probably have it a lot easier dealing with an actual queen than our bunch does dealing with Hillary Clinton. Former agent Jeff Crane says, “Hillary would cuss at Secret Service drivers for going over bumps.” I suspect there were a lot of those bumps when Hillary was in the car. Within the White House, Hillary had a “standing rule that no one spoke to her...

My drycleaners told me my drapes were missing. Now I know who the culprit is.

You might think a posthumous Medal of Honor award ceremony would be a somber occasion, but not everyone would agree with you. Either this is an especially skillful photo shop effort or Michelle Obama has no clue whatsoever about the nature of this event. U.S. Army Sergeant First Class Jared C. Monti’s parents received the award for him. I hope they didn’t notice the first lady’s stunningly inappropriate dress, but that’s unlikely.

MICHELLE FASHION POLICE ALERT -- Issue 1

December 16, 2008: The B-52 is upgrading its nuclear window shades. The original ones, which depended on ropes and pulleys to put sunshades over the inside of cockpit windows after a nuclear weapon was dropped (to prevent too much heat and light from the detonation from getting in), never worked well, and have long since fallen into disuse. Instead, crews bought the same kind of thermal shades used automobile windshields, and used those just to keep the aircraft cool while parked in sunny climes. But now the U.S. Air Force is getting serious about B-52 use in nuclear warfare, and...

A New Week....Well, almost....Will the Wall Street jitters continue??Will, FINALLY, steps be taken to end the judicial log jam in the Senate??Will the Dems, under Dr. Dean, begin to control their wacko elements??Just a few questions to ponder....We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail!