If he agrees to release his college transcriptWhether voluntarily or involuntarily, Donald ("the pant-wetter") Trump never fails to make a splash. In the closing days of the 2012 presidential race, Trump (who of course was not running for president) made headlines by announcing that he was prepared to pay $5 million to the charity of Barack Obama's choice if the president agreed to publicly release his college transcripts (from Occidental College, Columbia University, and Harvard Law School), as well as his passport record. For months prior to that, Trump had questioned Obama's academic credentials. "I heard [Obama] was a terrible...