Michael Moore has broken his post-election silence in two messages posted on his website. The first, posted Thursday, listed his “first thoughts after the election,” which turned out to be the names of all who died on September 11. He ended the post by asking them to “forgive us.” A second message was posted today entitled “17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists,” in which he tries, to no avail, to put a positive spin on the election results for liberals around the country. The “Reasons” include that George W. Bush cannot run again, that he had a “narrow” victory...