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Election: It's the Cat People vs. the Dog Lovers Written by Burt Prelutsky Sunday, August 15, 2004 All the pundits who are forecasting the November election, busily analyzing blue states, red states, and those all-important purple swing states, are spinning their wheels. At the risk of sounding even more presumptuous than usual, I contend that they are wasting their time and yours. If you want to know who's going to emerge victorious, all you really need to do is find out how many people have cats living with them and how many have dogs. The cat people, I have decided,...

A new poll reveals that 62 percent of all Republicans say they’re happy, while only 50 percent of Democrats make the same claim, meaning that the other 50 percent of leftists are less than happy. Moreover, fully seven percent of Democrats admit to being downright unhappy, where only 3 percent of Republicans put themselves in that category. There has to be a reason for this. Over at NewsMax.com, my friend Phil Brennan says Democrats cannot be happy until they create a Utopian society – which will never happen, because there is no such place as Utopia and never will...