Those alien abduction statistics were taken from "Experiential America: A Bipartisan Study," by Dr. Lucinda Porpoise Wellsley-Meyer and Dr. Robert Griffin. The paper itself is fascinating. Being co-written by a moonbat and a sane human being lends the paper a schizophrenic quality, and it ultimately had to be separated into sections because the two researchers could not agree on what was interesting or what conclusions to draw. While Dr. Lucinda Porpoise Wellsley-Meyer was fascinated by the space alien abduction data, Dr. Griffin saw it as evidence of possible mental imbalance, or at least a propensity for mass hallucination, and so...