Out of one side of his mouth, President Obama boasts the Democrats' $787 billion "stimulus" has created/saved 150,000 jobs since February; he can't prove that, but "journalists" take it on faith anyway. From the other side comes his assertion, in the face of a 1.6 million spike in joblessness since the "stimulus" was enacted, that the package hasn't had time to work since only about $50 billion has been spent. This is known as trying to have it both ways. But if, as the president and his Keynesian allies claim, there's a direct relationship between government "stimulus" spending and job...