TWO HUNDRED AND SOMETHING PEARLS OF WISDOM FROM THE JOLLY ROGER'S TREASURE CHEST THE PIRATE PROPHETS STRIKE GOLD 1. If words don't mean anything, like how all the liberal-postmodern- administrator-instructors are always saying, then how come they never shut up? 2. Separation of the church and state does not mean the eradication of moral standards by the state. 3. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through her mind. 4. Ignorance of the law is no excuse, and knowledge of it shouldn't be. 5. Bureaucracy breeds mediocrity, and mediocrity returns the favor. 6. The only way to pass a...