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FR Comedy Radio needs a Morton Downey, Jr. voice impersonator. Can you scream "YOU LOUSY PABLUM PUKER!!!" Yeah, I know Downey has been dead for a couple of years but he has an important message that he wants to say to you from the grave. If you can do a reasonable impression of Morton Downey, Jr., please FreepMail me. Thanx.

Can you do an impersonation of Jack Nicholson's voice? If so, an exciting showbiz career on FR Comedy Radio awaits you. We need a Jack Nicholson voice for our next show (May 21 at 9 PM EDT). In particular we need Jack Nicholson as his Anger Management character, Dr. Buddy Rydell. If you can do a good Jack Nicholson voice impression, please Freepmail me.

FR Comedy Radio needs a Tim Russert voice impersonator. Can you say the following line convincingly? "Can we really afford more tax cuts?" Can you say it convincingly MANY times over and over and over again? If so, then you would be the man to do the Tim Russert voice impression on FR comedy radio (next show on May 21 at 9 PM EDT). Oh, it would also be helpful if you can say the following sentence in a very pleading way: "Please, PLEASE, let the Buffalo Bills win the Superbowl next year!"

FR Comedy Radio needs a Freeper who can do the voice of President Jacques Chirac of France. It is not necessary to really do an imitation of his voice since who really knows what it actually sounds like. What I need is just a very good ARROGANT sounding French accent. If you can say this convincingly and arrogantly with a good French accent, you will be the man for the job: "I SPEEEET on the grave of your failed foreign policy!" Yes, the person selected for this role will be featured in the NEXT edition of FR Comedy Radio in...