President Jacques Chirac Voice Needed For FR Comedy Radio

Self | January 17, 2003 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

FR Comedy Radio needs a Freeper who can do the voice of President Jacques Chirac of France. It is not necessary to really do an imitation of his voice since who really knows what it actually sounds like. What I need is just a very good ARROGANT sounding French accent. If you can say this convincingly and arrogantly with a good French accent, you will be the man for the job:

"I SPEEEET on the grave of your failed foreign policy!"

Yes, the person selected for this role will be featured in the NEXT edition of FR Comedy Radio in May. Very likely this Jacques Chirac role will be a recurring one. Applicants for this voice role should FreepMail me and it would be helpful if you could register (and download) over at PalTalk.Com so I can hear your Chirac voice.

[PJ-Comix]

The NEXT edition of FR Comedy Radio (3rd Wednesday of May) will have at least TWENTY different interviews and skits, including Political Fantasy Island with Maureen Dowd as an island guest of Ricardo Montalban (I need that voice) and Tattoo (I need that voice too).

I've been involved with many writing projects before including newspaper humor columns, comix writing, and typing up Al Gore's movie reviews but I've NEVER been as BUZZED about a project as much as this one with FR Comedy Radio. I promise those of you who wish to participate in the FUN of FR Comedy Radio that we will SHOCK & AWE audiences with future editions of that show. So please let me know if you wish to be the voice of Jacques Chirac (I also need Ricardo Montalban, Tattoo, and Maureen Dowd voices).

[Arkinsaw]

Ribbit. Ribbit.

[xJones]

"Sank Heaven, for little girls, widout dem what would little boys do..."

[PJ-Comix]

Are you auditioning for Chirac or Tattoo? BTW, applicants for the Ricardo Montalban role should be able to say.

"Rrrrrrrrrich Corrrrrrinthian Leather!"

Please remember to rrrrrrol those R's. When I lived in La-La Land I once spotted Ricardo Montalban in his car at a traffic light next to my car. I motioned frantically for Montalban to lower his window. Reluctantly he did so and I yelled out:

"Rrrrrrrrrich Corrrrrrinthian Leather!"

You should have seen the disgust on his face. I know I shouldn't have done that but I just couldn't help myself.

[salmon76]

Hey Boss! De Worm! De Worm!

[jra]

I can do a pretty decent French accent...how is the show done? Telephone?

[PJ-Comix]

I can do a pretty decent French accent...how is the show done? Telephone?

Yes, we call in our lines on a toll-free line. I was extremely surprised at the great quality of that method. It didn't sound at all like we were calling in. I used to think Luis Gonzalez was using a local sound studio when hosting his FR Radio show but now I realize he is just on the phone.

[PJ-Comix]

FYI

[Paul Atreides]

President Jacques Chirac Voice Needed For FR Comedy Radio

Just go to a farm and find a flatulent mule. There's your voice.

[Bommer]

Gumlegs could probably do a killer one. mine sounds too much like Peter Sellers doing a French accent.

[PJ-Comix]

What about it, Gumlegs?

[Incamummy]

I would be glad to help you PJ - Comix but the problem is that I am a girl and Jacques has the pretty throaty voice of a former heavy smoker (unless you look for his eunuch version lol).
But I 'll try to find some male volunteers around me for this job .
Now if you are a perfectionist and above all if u have the opportunity to do it , you should contact Mr Yves Lecoq.
His excellent mimicries of French President can be heard in long -running successful satyrical TV show "Les Guignols de L'Info" ( Punches of the News) every evening on French private channel Canal + what can postpone unavoidable death deadline of this channel turned into a new "Titanic" by apalling management of its owner Universal Vivendi Company (AAAAAAARRRRRGGH).