Kathleen Parker is an incurable Liberal suck-up but her latest column Voters elevate the ordinary has an inkling of what happened to the United States. Kathleen, poor thing, has a good thought, but when she takes it out to play, she lets it get away from her. It’s all about “Being There,”... According to Parker, Chauncey Gardiner, the genial but retarded gardener from “Being There” is Alvin Green. And that’s the point at which Parker’s though begins to run off. Alvin Green, the man who won the nomination to be the Democrat Senate candidate from South Carolina, who didn’t campaign...