The way they tell it, the Vancouver Olympics has been a complete disaster. Canadians coast to coast are cringing in embarrassment, when they aren’t cowering under the chesterfield, upset by the disappointing results. One gold, two silver, one bronze, so far. For the record, Canada's medal haul to date equals the most the Brits have ever won in a winter games. And when did they reach this height? In Chamonix in 1924. Britain, remember, is a country that shuts down if more than a few flakes fall on the same weekend, and insists on building houses with water pipes on...