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  • STARS SEE DOLPHINS' DARK SIDE (Alba, Saradon speak out against horny dolphins)

    06/19/2006 8:50:52 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 44 replies · 1,398+ views
    New York Post ^ | June 12, 2006 | Dick Johnson
    IT'S hard to believe those gentle, playful dolphins we all love are actually ultra-horny, dangerously jealous creatures - but Jessica Alba and Susan Sarandon can tell you it's true from personal experience. Alba learned just how sex-crazed the lovable mammals are when she filmed the 1990s "Flipper" remake. "Dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being and they have long, long," the "Sin City" hottie told MTV. ". . . I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those...
  • Dolphins protect New Zealand swimmers from great white shark

    11/23/2004 7:14:16 AM PST · by presidio9 · 47 replies · 4,778+ views
    AFP ^ | Tue, Nov 23, 2004
    A pod of dolphins were being praised for providing a protective barrier around a group of swimmers who were being threatened by a great white shark off the northeastern coast of New Zealand. Rob Howes and three other lifeguards were on a training swim about 100 metres off shore at Ocean Beach near here when the dolphins raced in and herded the group together. "They started to herd us up, they pushed all four of us together by doing tight circles around us," Howe said Tuesday. When he tried to drift away from the group, two of the bigger dolphins...
  • WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)

    07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 77 replies · 1,809+ views
    NY Post ^ | July 22, 2003 | Dick Johnson
    <p>DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool.</p>