Well, I gladly swallowed the purple pill, but there is this gnawing feeling inside of me that just won't go away. My hero, the man for whom I've waged many bitter cyber battles, seems to have laid down his arms. George W(ith the Lion's Heart) Bush, stalwart defender of the rights of the oppressed, World Leader of world leaders, is... ...is where? Don't tell me he's AWOL. Not now! It can't be! The enemies of our liberty are inside our walls, where is our Chief? We have convened our council, laid out our plans, drafted a declaration of war with...