The White House Office of Shameless Fearmongering For Immediate Release Whatever Day We Say It Is Statement by President Obama on New Executive Actions to Not Really Reduce "Gun Violence" and Make No Community Safer My fellow Americans: Last year, 12,421,517 Americans were killed by guns. More than 75 percent of them were adorable little babies with puppies and rainbows. Forty-eight percent were plucky single mothers who work 13 different jobs nine days a week in order to provide for their 11 kids. The other 64 percent were cops. Since I'm pushing gun control, I'm going to mention the...