Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. President Obama had his first audience with the pope yesterday -- one day after he got caught up in an international "tail"-gate incident involving a saucy photo, his wandering eyes, and the shapely rear end of a teenage Brazilian girl. Obama created the booty brouhaha at the G8 summit Thursday, when he appeared to sneak a free peak at the backside of a 17-year-old junior delegate named Mayara Tavares just moments before an official photo was taken. Yesterday, Obama got a chance to discuss the Seven Deadly Sins -- including lust -- when...