Before we get started, I’d like to point out to the useless sycophants in the entertainment media that what I’m doing here is how it’s done. You see, the news that The Bride! is a super-woke spin on The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) and Bonnie and Clyde (1967) has been obvious for some time and became blatantly obvious when the reviews poured in — especially the “positive” reviews, because even the “positive” reviews were “positive” in a grudging and backhanded sort of way. So, yes, I wanted The Bride! to fail at the box office, because woke delivers lousy art...