To all the male readers out there, listen up. You've been sold a bill of goods. By feminists. Here's a heads up: Women don't want men that cry, explore their inner feelings out loud or use hair spray. Here's another news flash: Nail polish on men is yucky, hairless chests are not masculine and, hello, it's OK to wear the pants. I know, I know... these days you don't know if you're going to get a thank-you or a slap in the face if you dare hold a door open for a woman. You're not sure what the right move...