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"Hanoi John!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John") Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh... Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh... I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!! I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!! Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!! Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh... (Little guitar jammin') Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?! Ohahhohh... Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!! I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!! I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!! Hanoi John, I'm opposed to...

"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold") Here we come again, Bill Clinton...Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!! Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar...