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  • Spider Control Made Easy

    09/03/2005 4:50:27 AM PDT · by genefromjersey · 15 replies · 457+ views
    The Morning Paper | 09/03/05 | vanity
    Spider Control Made Simple A 34 year-old German woman decided to rid her garage of spiders- so: First she attacked the pesky critters with hair spray – lots of it. The spiders were unimpressed , so the annoyed hausfrau grabbed a cigarette lighter , and attempted to burn them out. Hair spray being quite inflammable , there was a sort of popping noise,and, within minutes , flaming material was oozing down the garage wall , and setting a nearby hedge ablaze. The woman grabbed her garden hose , and tried to put the blaze out ; but it spread to...
  • Dog to be trained to spend time in dog crate (vanity) -- help needed for family in transition

    09/14/2004 4:32:37 AM PDT · by JockoManning · 19 replies · 1,791+ views
    self | 9/14/04 | self
    I have become responsible for two dogs due to a death in the family.
  • Kerry Mocks Bush's 'Itsy Bitsy' Campaign Slogan

    07/31/2004 2:09:23 PM PDT · by LibWhacker · 92 replies · 2,564+ views
    Reuters ^ | 7/31/04 | Patricia Wilson
    GREENSBURG, Pa. (Reuters) - Democratic White House challenger John Kerry mocked President Bush's new "turning the corner" campaign slogan on Saturday and said he offered voters more than "little itsy bitsy" sound bites. On the second day of a 22-state, 43-city tour that will take him and running mate John Edwards from coast to coast by bus, train and boat over the next two weeks, Kerry disputed Bush's contention that "we are turning the corner and we're not turning back" on the U.S. economy. "I think the American people are a heck of a lot smarter than some of these...