"Hello, Willard!!" (To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'") Hello, Willard... Nice to FReep ya... You Communist SLIME!! Yer just as corrupt... As you usedta be!! How's Ol' Hill'ry?! And her FAT THIGHS... You'll pay fer yer crimes!! And you know it... MUD's yer destiny!! Be scair't, Willard... MUD ain't foolin'... Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!! Fergit yer leg'cy... You'll die inside a cell!! What I'm trying to say... Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!! But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!! Buck up, Willie... Right detests you...Justice is yer FATE!! Right shall scold you... Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!...