(excerpts) "WHAT do you get when you put Michael Jackson, WorldCom, Enron and Bill Clinton under one roof? "Why, the illustrious United Nations." "Pretty much any major scandal that has plagued high-profile politicians and businessmen in recent memory has also emanated from various facets of the United Nations." "The United Nations has been riddled with scandals ranging from allegations of bribery, sexual harassment, nepotism and corrupt financial practices since some media outlets and Congress scrutinized the U.N. Oil-for-Food program last year......" "....Aside from the financial scandals, numerous sexual harassment and child molestation incidents have been reported." "....An investigation in May...