Are the New England Patriots [team stats] starved for attention? Not to be outdone by a naked Rob Gronkowski on the cover of ESPN the Magazine, Patriots boss Robert Kraft appears to pop up on YouTube last night in a (bad) audition tape for his bikini-clad 30something GF Ricki Noel Lander where he uses profanity, dances and throws a punch! Let’s study the tape, shall we? The scene opens with Ricki, who Robert introduced to us as his "pal" last month during a Celtics [team stats] playoff game, clad in nothing but an animal-print bikini telling the camera she’s auditioning...