"My fella legacy Delawareanites, greetings to you both. As I've gazed upon the former slave ship infested waters off the Delmarvin peninsula, one has to wonder why I haven't yet been elected President of the United French. Time and time again I have been re-elected in our largely invisible state by November seabirds from Vermont, and I wish you all the best on your return RV trip through Wilmington. Please enjoy our many 7-11 stores en route, and say hey to Habib and Punjab from all the DC staff's condo cleaners in Lewes. Back to me. Hours and hours of...