Posted on 02/21/2007 11:58:55 AM PST by HowardScream
"My fella legacy Delawareanites, greetings to you both.
As I've gazed upon the former slave ship infested waters off the Delmarvin peninsula, one has to wonder why I haven't yet been elected President of the United French.
Time and time again I have been re-elected in our largely invisible state by November seabirds from Vermont, and I wish you all the best on your return RV trip through Wilmington. Please enjoy our many 7-11 stores en route, and say hey to Habib and Punjab from all the DC staff's condo cleaners in Lewes.
Back to me.
Hours and hours of toil in front of public television cameras, moist minutes screeching Senate hearings to a predictable taxpayer funded halt with my pseudo family chronicles and third party copyrighted works, all this and more I've offered to our nation, our world, our universe, our space quadrant, our black hole as it were.
[Roscoe, fetch my slippers and a Xerox machine.]
For in 2008, we have to solve many problems not just of my making perhaps but also not of my viable solutions. We'll consider all sides of any copper coin to be sure, and we'll suck up fresh air time in the expensive process, but don't you ever think or believe or say that Uncle Joe Bidet doesn't yet have his succinct priorities straight, together, vested, aligned, well positioned, revved up, hip, and otherwise cool.
Over yonder, we see the Washington Monument, source of our pride in NASA and feminist porn, though not to be out-done by the Jefferson Memorial where all those hot plantation babes are forever remembered for their often unkindled involuntary expressions in liberal society, and of course the FDR Memorial with his little peace dog Yalta. All inspiring, all white, all tight.
Fashizzle, amen."
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