A Master Guru of Political Kama Sutra October 30, 2004 - As Election Day draws near, the multiple positions John Kerry has offered have seemingly become so multiple that all who are drawn to this master of multiplicity should all be reaching ecstasy. This master of multiple faceted positions can spew forth his political jargon whether he is standing, sitting, or espousing from the rear. The dynamic master of political Kama Sutra can relate to all views and positions. John F. Kerry has taken all sides of every position so we all can feel good about getting screwed- if he...