Ok..time for some fun with "Government Healthcare" as seen through the lyrics of Alice's Restaurant Massacree, by Arlo Guthrie. The link is above, pick a section, and rework the words. Starting: This song is called Government Healtcare Plan, and it's about Government, and the healthcare plan thing, but Government Healtcare is not the name of the plan, that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Government Healtcare Plan. You can't get anything you want from a Government Healthcare plan. You can't get anything you want from a Government Healthcare plan. The whole damn train...