Just last week British movie director Richard Curtis thought it would be jolly to simulate the brutal killing of children who did not fret sufficiently over global warming. In his short “film”, when the teacher of a class found a kid who was not as panicked as she was, she would explode that kid in situ, the resulting debris spraying on the remainder of the class. That’ll teach ‘em! Teach them what? Why, that the only “reasonable” response to global warming is complete, abject fear, coupled with a surrender of freedom to do whatever it is our bettors—Curtis classes himself...