#WaPoDeathNotices - Twitter Mocks The Washington Post Over Its al-Baghdadi Obituary

Twitter ^ | October 27, 2019 | The Twitterati

[kiryandil]

Carmine Sabia @CarmineSabia

Charles Manson, club leader and motivational speaker, dies at 83. #WaPoDeathNotices.

LegallyBae @legallybae 

Pol Pot, gentle field tender, farming enthusiast dies at 72 of a heart attack #WaPoDeathNotices

Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck 

Mao Zedong, gentleman, scholar, accomplished innovator of resources, visionary on the importance of human life, dies at 82 #WashPostOrbits #WashingtonPostOrbits #WaPoDeathNotices

Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch @DansEyepatch

Jim Jones, passionate community organizer and religious leader, dead at 47. #WaPoDeathNotices

Actual WaPo article:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-islamic-states-terrorist-in-chief-dies-at-48/2019/10/27/0d004abc-663d-11e7-8eb5-cbccc2e7bfbf_story.html

[Nateman]

Satan Beelzebub, spiritual adviser and long time critic, died today at thee battle of Apocalypse. He was 7898 years old.

[dynachrome]

Dang. I was trying to figure out how to word it. You nailed it. All I had was “hanging around with his companions while out for a drive”

[TigersEye]

WaPo #4thEstate5thColumn #EnemyOfThePeople

[Salamander]

And a passion for kickball.

:)

[servantboy777]

Jeffrey Dahmer..culinary artist, dead at 34

[Salamander]

[romanesq]

“Adolf Hitler, painter, artist, scholar and vegetarian....passes away.”

People have been absolutely slaying the Amazon Post with these type of sarcastic responses.

It’s truly epic.

[Impala64ssa]

bump

[Impala64ssa]

Ted Kennedy, fmr US Senator from Mass, liquor connoisseur, stunt car driver for GM’s defunct Oldsmobile Division and expert scuba diver dead at 77.

[luvie]

Nero, master concert violinist, dead under mysterious circumstances at 30
#WaPoDeathNotices

[BookmanTheJanitor]

[Elsie]

Jesus of Nazareth, radical religious leader, known for gathering great crowds to hear him speak against the authorities. Few of his followers were at his side in death; as many had deserted him during the trial. He was, from all accounts, somewhere between the ages of 30-36. His birth record is somewhat hazy and differing accounts of it have been told. His ‘disciples’ have been disbursed and we’ll probably hear no more from them.

[Candor7]

Idi Amin,former president of Uganda, servant of the people, heroic military officer and dedicated family man passed away peacefully in Paris, age 78. #WaPoDeathNotices.

[Erik Latranyi]

Never forget that Obama released Al-Baghdadi in 2009.

[Chengdu54]

Any we hardly knew ye

[ShadowAce]

Jeffery Dahmer, reknown chef and gourmet, passes #WaPoDeathNotices

...and a huge "people person."

[Erik Latranyi]

Jack the Ripper, proficient bladesman and admirer of women who work passed away from old age today.....

[Erik Latranyi]

John Wayne Gacy, known for using his exaggerated makeup and attire to mentor young boys died today.....

[Erik Latranyi]

David Berkowitz, marksman, author and dog-lover passed quietly today.....

[treetopsandroofs]

“People have been absolutely slaying the Amazon Post with these type of sarcastic responses.
It’s truly epic.”

As is their hit count.