#WaPoDeathNotices - Twitter Mocks The Washington Post Over Its al-Baghdadi Obituary

Twitter ^ | October 27, 2019 | The Twitterati

[kiryandil]

Carmine Sabia @CarmineSabia

Charles Manson, club leader and motivational speaker, dies at 83. #WaPoDeathNotices.

LegallyBae @legallybae 

Pol Pot, gentle field tender, farming enthusiast dies at 72 of a heart attack #WaPoDeathNotices

Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck 

Mao Zedong, gentleman, scholar, accomplished innovator of resources, visionary on the importance of human life, dies at 82 #WashPostOrbits #WashingtonPostOrbits #WaPoDeathNotices

Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch @DansEyepatch

Jim Jones, passionate community organizer and religious leader, dead at 47. #WaPoDeathNotices

Actual WaPo article:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-islamic-states-terrorist-in-chief-dies-at-48/2019/10/27/0d004abc-663d-11e7-8eb5-cbccc2e7bfbf_story.html

[Typelouder]

Et tu, Brute?

[RightGeek]

[Chode]

Adolph Hitler, vegan artist and dog lover found dead.

[Salamander]

:D

[dp0622]

Charles Manson, club leader and motivational speaker, dies at 83. #WaPoDeathNotices.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[TomServo]

This could've been better,

"Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker, well-known entrepreneurial couple, found dead after stopping to assist a farmer changing a tire."

[Elsie]

Wait!

This news pushed Elijah Cummings off the pages??

[miserare]

Count Dracula, Transylvanian nobleman, vintner, throat surgeon, lover of feminine pulchritude, died suddenly in his rose garden when he accidentaly fell on a wooden stake. He was 572 years old.

[Elsie]

“His ability to move between these two factions helped his rise to become caliph and then allowed him to stay on top.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Indian War Whoop,Babyface Nelson Captured

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[Stosh]

nice

[Salamander]

LOL

If I did one for Vlad Tepes, I’d have called him a patron of performance art.

[EdnaMode]

Some of the best ones are for fictional characters:

@Jake_Ulrich15

Lord Vader, fearless leader who brought peace to the galaxy, dies at 45 #WaPoDeathNotices

@Forcebalance

Witch of the West, pioneering female aviator, dead at 480.

@TRHLofficial

Jabba the Hutt, generous business man and collector of fine art, strangled to death in his home.

@GTSFarmer

Emperor Palpatine, former senator of Naboo and austere Sith scholar, dead, age unknown.

@nosoupforgeorge

Voldemort, embattled Death Eaters’ rights activist, murdered by teenage boy.

[miserare]

Good one!

[Salamander]

:)

[Salamander]

I liked the one “Darth Vader, noted fashion icon....”

[EdnaMode]

LOL. That’s a good one.

[dynachrome]

“Benito Mussolini, train enthusiast, who later in life took up glider training, passed away on 4/28/45 with his beloved mistress,Claretta Petacci, at his side. A world traveller who took his comrades to Ethiopia and Greece, was a leader of Italy.”

[Nateman]

Sauron of Mordor, famed ring maker and community organizer ,dead at 2234.

[Salamander]

No mention of his love for inversion therapy?

[miserare]

hah!