Posted on 08/01/2009 12:31:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3179840
As some of you may have noticed, recently the Republican Party has begun cracking down on the "birthers", realizing that openly supporting the most crazy members of your party is, well, problematic for appealing to non-crazy people. This, of course, leads to even more crazy, as they turn on their leaders for hiding the "truth". It's a drat shame to let all this crazy go to waste, when properly cultivated and raised it could be so much more.
So welcome to the first FreeRepublic Infiltration Contest! We're going to infiltrate freerepublic as agents provocateur. This can take several forms; post absurdly insane/racist/whatever drivel and see if you can get people to agree with it. See if you can start a new line of crazy (it might help to have some other people assisting you with this), start the next "Barak Obama is a secret muslim" "Clinton has had dozens of people killed" "let's start an eve online corporation dedicated to the principles of libertarianism, whoops mommy cut me off give me money for rent I can't survive on my own, whoops I stole everything that wasn't nailed down to ebay for rent since I can't survive in the real world, whoops people faxed pictures of my dick to my law firm LIBERTARIANISM FOREVER". It's probably unnecessary even to back up any claims with supportable facts - make them up. Hell, that you can find references elsewhere on the internet might make it seem sketchy to these people, just use the echo chamber effect.
To participate, you need to register your account with me beforehand - this is to prevent people from taking credit for just general-issue nutters. Do this by pm'ing the name to me (and preferably a link to the user profile), or emailing it to me at evilweasel@somethingawful.com. DO NOT POST IT IN THIS THREAD. There's a decent chance that someone will point this thread out to the freeper community, so we want as little information they can use in this thread. This offers another fun thing you can do: successfully convince the community to ban their own members who are not actually goons once they start witch-hunting. Fortunately since many people have made accounts to troll freerepublic in the past, only banning recent registrations won't help them. Also, it's probably best you not use links to free republic from here to get to the site in case they catch on and start looking at referrers to find the plants.
Winners will receive praise, adulation, and potentially fabulous prizes. Losers will bear the shame of being outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet. Screenshot successes and email them (and a link) to me. Since posting them might blow your cover, I'll be holding on to them for a month or two.
Marks of success: Getting non-goons banned as infiltrators Getting genuine posters to agree to the most absurd things possible Getting a sucessful chain email/conspiracy theory started ect Remember if you get caught you just got outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet.
ATTENTION: Do not do anything illegal or that would get the law involved, as hilarious as it might seem to get all of free republic arrested by the secret service you'll get swept up too and that'd really be a pain in the rear end for everyone so just don't do it. Do not break the law, it will neither be funny nor be rewarded, just don't do it.
DON'T POST ANYTHING THAT WILL GET YOUR ACCOUNTS BANNED IN THIS THREAD
Have fun!
short version: create freep account tell me what it is do stuff with it that is not illegal but is funny tell me once enough time has passed I will reveal what you've done (or you can, whatever) so we can all enjoy prizes awarded
As some of you may have noticed, recently the Republican Party has begun cracking down on the “birthers”,
***What would prompt the to say this? Especially as a first sentence? What am I missing here? The CoLB thing seems to be breaking into the MSM and getting legitimized, rather than some smoky backroom crackdown taking place.
Ah. OK. It’s usually all over by the time I return to FR.
Could I please see that list too? I have a few suspicions...
Why not?
Since when has the Left even HIDDEN what they intend to do?
Looks like someone took the ‘Brown Acid’.
Nope. Hover your mouse on the name and their date will appear.
There’s a troll list? I miss so much!
No rational person goes from Conservative to liberal/marxist. It's just not possible. Whenever I hear someone say that they "used to be" a Republican/Conservative, red flags go up, and I realize that they're lying to make their point.
“Do you want to know how to put a quick end to socialized medicine if they DO manage to pass it?
“Use it.
“Everyone, just rush out and use it. Go get a band aid for that skinned knee, bring the kids in for their sniffles. Use it.”
Cloward Piven right back at ‘em. Brilliant!!
Nathan,
I am all for small acts of civil disobedience.
I would like to see all taxpayers raise the number of dependents on their withholding from September 12 to November 11 to 9, to effectually lower their withheld taxes to zero. If you manage your taxes right you should get a small refund or pay a small amount in 2010 with no penalty.
If this POS passes I intend to follow your strategy. I am on dialysis and boy do I have a lot of excuses to go to the doctor. Or better yet, go to the emergency room. I stopped my cancer treatment late last year after I was declared in remission. Well, time to start it up again. Maybe I’ll see about that bone marrow transplant they were talking about and spending six weeks straight in the hospital. And I sure can visit the nephrologist more often. I’m sure he’ll be overjoyed at seeing his salary slashed to only a third of what it is now, the same as my GP.
Your post about California was an eye opener. Yes we have 12 percent of the population and 32% of the welfare recipients but maybe that’s the point. These “reforms” are designed to lure in more illegals and increase dependency among the people who are now working. The meatheads who think health care will go on like before once it’s free to every leech and parasite are dreaming their marxist dreams full time. This “reform” will surely break the system in a year or two, as it did in Hawaii, Massachusetts and Tennessee.
The American people are already stirred up. But watch the pot boil over if Waxman’s bill passes.
Want to see something that makes your heart sing with patriotic pride in what the TEA Party movement has already accomplished? Watch these videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOLs7Cybnqw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOdlZgMHKcQ
This is far bigger than 0bama and imeasureably more grave than discovering he’s not a citizen.
I mean, I wonder about his citizenship too. But it’s a scratch compared to a gaping head wound.
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That scratch or abrasion or laceration, that his Obama’s obfuscation about his personal history, in all its forms, will help to sink socialized medicine.
It’s both/and. Not either/or.
—“Oh what nonsense.”
**I got that a lot from conservatives back before 0bama was elected while warning he was a true-blue red and would move fast to enact BIG, hard-left change. Just look back at my posts.
I understand the left. I understand their subversion and how they fell nations.
Ten years ago, if you told these same conservatives that a black socialist, with muslim roots, who spent 20 years in a racist’s church, began his career in the home of a domestic terrorist, had 150 days in office after a ‘career’ as a community organizer would become POTUS they would have offered up the same ‘Oh, what nonsenese.’ thing then as well.
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We’re seeing the same thing with those that want to place tin hats on the birthers...
The birthers issues are issues of obfuscation and corruption and lack of transparency. All issues with accountable government. We should be supporting accountable government.
Now, we need to do so logically - like questioning BO’s natural-born citizen status and asking about his claims to citizenship on his college apps...and asking why he lacks SO much transparency.
And we need to do so while opposing all the Alinskyites moves to ‘overwhelm the system’ - Socialized medicine, crap and tax, et al.
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Really, all I can say is this is sad. Some people do need to get a life. Or maybe a job...
But, wouldn’t that mean he had outwitted himself?
“0bama is just the hood ornament for the commies behind the wheel.”
Nice!
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“It isn’t game over if they pass this bill. What it is however is the last call to organize and take this country back. I think you know what I mean by that.”
Yes, as a matter of fact, I believe I do. Summarized best in the poster attachment circulating on the net currently, “Preparedness has been achieved”
I am working on achieving preparedness myself. All conservatives ought to be doing likewise.
A.A.C.
“So welcome to the first FreeRepublic Infiltration Contest!”
Think they’ll have any better luck that they did “winning” the Seinfeld masturbatory contest?
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