Posted on 08/01/2009 12:31:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3179840
As some of you may have noticed, recently the Republican Party has begun cracking down on the "birthers", realizing that openly supporting the most crazy members of your party is, well, problematic for appealing to non-crazy people. This, of course, leads to even more crazy, as they turn on their leaders for hiding the "truth". It's a drat shame to let all this crazy go to waste, when properly cultivated and raised it could be so much more.
So welcome to the first FreeRepublic Infiltration Contest! We're going to infiltrate freerepublic as agents provocateur. This can take several forms; post absurdly insane/racist/whatever drivel and see if you can get people to agree with it. See if you can start a new line of crazy (it might help to have some other people assisting you with this), start the next "Barak Obama is a secret muslim" "Clinton has had dozens of people killed" "let's start an eve online corporation dedicated to the principles of libertarianism, whoops mommy cut me off give me money for rent I can't survive on my own, whoops I stole everything that wasn't nailed down to ebay for rent since I can't survive in the real world, whoops people faxed pictures of my dick to my law firm LIBERTARIANISM FOREVER". It's probably unnecessary even to back up any claims with supportable facts - make them up. Hell, that you can find references elsewhere on the internet might make it seem sketchy to these people, just use the echo chamber effect.
To participate, you need to register your account with me beforehand - this is to prevent people from taking credit for just general-issue nutters. Do this by pm'ing the name to me (and preferably a link to the user profile), or emailing it to me at evilweasel@somethingawful.com. DO NOT POST IT IN THIS THREAD. There's a decent chance that someone will point this thread out to the freeper community, so we want as little information they can use in this thread. This offers another fun thing you can do: successfully convince the community to ban their own members who are not actually goons once they start witch-hunting. Fortunately since many people have made accounts to troll freerepublic in the past, only banning recent registrations won't help them. Also, it's probably best you not use links to free republic from here to get to the site in case they catch on and start looking at referrers to find the plants.
Winners will receive praise, adulation, and potentially fabulous prizes. Losers will bear the shame of being outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet. Screenshot successes and email them (and a link) to me. Since posting them might blow your cover, I'll be holding on to them for a month or two.
Marks of success: Getting non-goons banned as infiltrators Getting genuine posters to agree to the most absurd things possible Getting a sucessful chain email/conspiracy theory started ect Remember if you get caught you just got outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet.
ATTENTION: Do not do anything illegal or that would get the law involved, as hilarious as it might seem to get all of free republic arrested by the secret service you'll get swept up too and that'd really be a pain in the rear end for everyone so just don't do it. Do not break the law, it will neither be funny nor be rewarded, just don't do it.
DON'T POST ANYTHING THAT WILL GET YOUR ACCOUNTS BANNED IN THIS THREAD
Have fun!
short version: create freep account tell me what it is do stuff with it that is not illegal but is funny tell me once enough time has passed I will reveal what you've done (or you can, whatever) so we can all enjoy prizes awarded
orks both ways. You Morons at DU have no idea how many DU nics I have.
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LMAO!!! You must be good. I have had 3 deleted this month but a friend lets me use his and he’s had 3 for over a year. He’s very subtle. He always gets digs in on Odumbo. It’s fun to watch some agree and the Koolaid drinkers get mad at other DUmpers.
You think using ObamaCare for every little thing will end it.
Put down the bong.
You will have months of waiting to see a Dr.
People needing MRIs wait for months.
Need a total knee replacement, wait a year or more and you think you can run into a dr. when you want for every ding.
to many on FR see the world in terms of wishing makes it so
“Oh what nonsense.”
I got that a lot from conservatives back before 0bama was elected while warning he was a true-blue red and would move fast to enact BIG, hard-left change. Just look back at my posts.
I understand the left. I understand their subversion and how they fell nations.
Ten years ago, if you told these same conservatives that a black socialist, with muslim roots, who spent 20 years in a racist’s church, began his career in the home of a domestic terrorist, had 150 days in office after a ‘career’ as a community organizer would become POTUS they would have offered up the same ‘Oh, what nonsenese.’ thing then as well.
‘Hope and Change’ is not new. What is happening here has happened in many countries.
Unfortunately, people like you were the last to realize that something had ‘changed’.
Unbelievable!
we'll have to talk about it sometime. I can tell you why it won't, but it'll take a while.
I don’t think it would entirely. However, I think the middle class in this country should basically go on strike. I’m talking a about every middle class individual in the nation, blue collar and white collar. Bring everything to a screeching halt. When the producers stop producing something has to give.
-11Bama is doing extremely well?
Failing to pass socialised health care this session with ALL the reins of government in his hands is doing extremly well?
The political sands are running against Obama: it’s quite possible he may never get his Health bill passed. And if he does, then his party is dead.
And whatever happens, however his final political end comes, you can bet it will be because the American people can do several things at once.
If nothing else Isaac Brock caught a couple : )
So what? It’s nothing that hasn’t been going on here and on many other forums for years and years. They can be spotted immediately and are harmless if a bit annoying only because they are so obvious and they seem to believe we don’t know who they are.
Their level of intellect bores very easily so ignore them and believe me they will go away.
I understand the left too, So don’t be too quick to judge me.
I know why it won’t work here because I know why it’s failing everywhere else.
It is easy and safe to deal with b. cert issue
than to face the facts and deal with the war we are in.
One thread after another with post after post with the same comments re b. cert.
No comments about the Middle East, N. Korea, Horn of Africa. Nothing on Obama HealthCare.
Then again, many of the posters support people who don’t believe we should be fighting back against an enemy who
declared war on us.
some of their leaders are 9/11 Truthers
No wonder they don’t care about anything else but b. cert.
All that would do would push us quicker to Obama’s end game.
Life isn’t that simple
Boma will get some form of his health care and look out
next for Amnesty and Reparations on the agenda.
Not to mention Cap and Trade, and the list goes on.
*They can be spotted immediately and are harmless if a bit annoying only because they are so obvious*
That is not the case.
I have seen many through out the years pit people against each other.
Many can’t pick up with what is going on.
Have delt with my share of trolls in the past some hrs.
Some of FR get cought up in what they say and become tools of the trolls
Yes, the left is indeed doing very well in this country.
Do I really have to elaborate?
I mean, the fact that we’re wondering whether the government is going to enact pay/price controls doesn’t set off any alarms for you?
He ‘fired’ a CEO.
He nationalized General Motors and basically handed it to commie unions.
He gave billions to his pet political activism group ACORN. Can you say Census, voter fraud, corruption?
Retroactive taxation.
Nationalization of banks.
The mere fact that socialized medicine and cap ‘n trade is on the table ought to send shivers down the spines of freedom-minded Americans.
The SCOTUS vote on the right of an individual to own firearms was 5-4! That is too close for a ‘free’ country.
The ‘state-run’ media?
How about the fact that they are blatantly acting to slow/bust our economy?
And on, and on, and on...
Yes, FRiend, I think the left is doing a fabulous job of moving their agenda along.
Folks are far too giddy about poll numbers and a delay on this vote. Leftists do not care what you think—they only know what is best for you.
We are soooooo not out of the woods yet.
Mark my words, the psychological impact of socialized medicine on Americans will be devastating. The paradigm will shift from individual freedom to the collective/state, by default.
I’ll say it again, if they pass it, we’re done.
part of the point, yes.
The main point however is busting the government before it can be fully integrated.
The government is going to bust us to pay for it anyways, so what is there to loose?
You are missing the point.
Wow. Who would dhave thought more trolls.
Wonder if they’ll take up a collection and send one of their losers to our convention?
Never zotted a troll in person....
I suppose I speak for myself then. I have no problem determining a poster who is “disingenuous” and has an agenda. It usually is evident after 2-3 posts and asking them a couple of questions.
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