Posted on 08/01/2009 12:31:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3179840
As some of you may have noticed, recently the Republican Party has begun cracking down on the "birthers", realizing that openly supporting the most crazy members of your party is, well, problematic for appealing to non-crazy people. This, of course, leads to even more crazy, as they turn on their leaders for hiding the "truth". It's a drat shame to let all this crazy go to waste, when properly cultivated and raised it could be so much more.
So welcome to the first FreeRepublic Infiltration Contest! We're going to infiltrate freerepublic as agents provocateur. This can take several forms; post absurdly insane/racist/whatever drivel and see if you can get people to agree with it. See if you can start a new line of crazy (it might help to have some other people assisting you with this), start the next "Barak Obama is a secret muslim" "Clinton has had dozens of people killed" "let's start an eve online corporation dedicated to the principles of libertarianism, whoops mommy cut me off give me money for rent I can't survive on my own, whoops I stole everything that wasn't nailed down to ebay for rent since I can't survive in the real world, whoops people faxed pictures of my dick to my law firm LIBERTARIANISM FOREVER". It's probably unnecessary even to back up any claims with supportable facts - make them up. Hell, that you can find references elsewhere on the internet might make it seem sketchy to these people, just use the echo chamber effect.
To participate, you need to register your account with me beforehand - this is to prevent people from taking credit for just general-issue nutters. Do this by pm'ing the name to me (and preferably a link to the user profile), or emailing it to me at evilweasel@somethingawful.com. DO NOT POST IT IN THIS THREAD. There's a decent chance that someone will point this thread out to the freeper community, so we want as little information they can use in this thread. This offers another fun thing you can do: successfully convince the community to ban their own members who are not actually goons once they start witch-hunting. Fortunately since many people have made accounts to troll freerepublic in the past, only banning recent registrations won't help them. Also, it's probably best you not use links to free republic from here to get to the site in case they catch on and start looking at referrers to find the plants.
Winners will receive praise, adulation, and potentially fabulous prizes. Losers will bear the shame of being outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet. Screenshot successes and email them (and a link) to me. Since posting them might blow your cover, I'll be holding on to them for a month or two.
Marks of success: Getting non-goons banned as infiltrators Getting genuine posters to agree to the most absurd things possible Getting a sucessful chain email/conspiracy theory started ect Remember if you get caught you just got outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet.
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DON'T POST ANYTHING THAT WILL GET YOUR ACCOUNTS BANNED IN THIS THREAD
Have fun!
short version: create freep account tell me what it is do stuff with it that is not illegal but is funny tell me once enough time has passed I will reveal what you've done (or you can, whatever) so we can all enjoy prizes awarded
includes rescinding those bills attempting to socialize health care I meant.
Pretty much right on the mark! They'd all be on a suicide watch at that point.
It is the way of liberals.
They are mean, petty, and vicious.
Have you ever had a conversation with one and tried to use logic. You get that smug arrogant supercilious expression after awhile. They just do not use logic.
No need to back up any claims with supportable facts - make them up look how good it works for Obama and company.
They know we own the truth (not physically yet). This is why they are so totally hysterical. They have tried to discredit us every which way and it isn’t working and won’t work.
Bring it on.
I think you are the one missing the point Zachary. Socalpol is right and here is why. Canada, the UK and others have socialized medicine, it has failed just the way you describe it because they went broke trying to fund it. Now instead of pointing out which countries have failed socialized medicine programs point out the ones that have gotten rid of it after it has failed. You won't find any. Canada still has it, despite the fact that most of their citizens with money come here for treatment. Great Britain still has it, some of their citizens come here for treatment(when they can).
Once we get it, no matter how much it fails we will be stuck with it.
Actually, that is a great idea. Just require a donation for speedy registration - we can call it a troll tax.
“Since posting them might blow your cover, I’ll be holding on to them for a month or two.”
These people are scum.
This has to be the dumbest attempt at trolling I’ve seen. Who makes a public declaration of intent, knowing full well they’ve basically implicated themselves? Only MSNBC is stupid enough to fall for something like this.
That would be nice. It seems like 1/3 of all threads now are posted by bloggers who just signed up to drum up hits on their web sites. They never comment, don't have anything new to say, and half of them can't even spell check.
The fact they use the term “Birther” proves what little third-graders they are. I’m pretty sure we can outsmart third-graders.
I’m pretty sure Goebbels is behind this.
Stupid is as stupid does. . . . .
“(Snork!) Yeah, we’re all gonna be outwitted by a bunch of wet-diapered kiddies.”
“Red Diaper-Doper Babies” - Michael Savage
“We need to focus on stopping the Liberal agenda, their legislation, and focus our energy and time getting good people elected in 2010 which is not that far away.
Sounds like something I could go for.
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He looks like Stan Laurel..........
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