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[Former SNL actress] Victoria Jackson: Down is Up, Unfair is Fair and Ignorance is Bliss
Big Hollywood ^ | July 7, 2009 | Victoria Jackson

Posted on 07/07/2009 8:40:44 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

I woke up in the middle of the night and realized the trick.

You see, evil doesn’t just show up. It disguises itself as something nice; so you’ll let it in. It tricks you.

Murdering babies is called Pro-Choice. Unfair Censorship is called The Fairness Doctrine. Outlandish Taxes and the Death of Freedom is called Cap & Trade. Sounds like Fish & Chips. You gotta figure out the trick.

I’d been wondering why the liberals are so passionate about this Health Care thing. It couldn’t be because they actually care about sick, poor people. If they did, they would visit hospitals, and give ten percent of their gross salaries to Compassion International and World Vision, like us stupid church go-ers do. Biden gave $62 to charity last year.

No, there’s gotta be a catch. I guess this question was sitting in my brain and during my sleep, my brain was working on it, because when I suddenly awoke at 3 a.m. I had the answer.

Euthanasia!

Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can’t speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!

Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!(continued)

(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: abortion; agenda; bho44; economy; healthcare; jackson; obama; socialism; socializedmedicine; teaparty
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61 posted on 07/08/2009 5:44:05 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Life, Liberty and the Department of Happiness)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Wow...I loved her when she was a ditz... and, I REALLY Love her now... She has the kind of unconventional approach that can reach, and make sense to more people.


62 posted on 07/08/2009 5:47:03 AM PDT by SomeCallMeTim
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To: Lancey Howard

She has a blog at her own website

http://www.victoriajackson.com


63 posted on 07/08/2009 5:51:44 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Hitler had the VW bug invented as the state car. What will O’s nationalized car be?

The GM Segway. I'm series


64 posted on 07/08/2009 5:52:18 AM PDT by listenhillary (90% of our problems could be resolved with a government 10% of the size it is now.)
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To: tarheelswamprat

Exactly. Part of the reason I brought it up.

Very little is new, out there.


65 posted on 07/08/2009 6:06:39 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (No Representation without Taxation!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Boy, somebody beat her with a cluebat real good!

Now if they’d just work over Congress...


66 posted on 07/08/2009 6:09:37 AM PDT by Little Ray (Do we have a Plan B?)
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To: Heart of Georgia

That was one of the funniest bits ever seen on SNL.

Toonces rocks!


67 posted on 07/08/2009 6:12:22 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
I was just going to say: for a “dumb blonde,” she’s pretty smart.

Hope she's got another career to fall back on.

68 posted on 07/08/2009 6:15:56 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She is a smart woman. I am always happy when the few conservatives in hollywierd speak up.


69 posted on 07/08/2009 6:23:36 AM PDT by Jackknife (Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils his water with his rage)
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To: Jackknife

I always liked Victoria Jackson and Dennis Miller on SNL, they seemed to some of the best comedians on SNL.

No wonder SNl has sucked so much recently, I am sure SNL would be funnier if Steven Crowder was on there. That guy is Hilarious, much better than the bland no name liberal zombies SNL has currently got on their cast.


70 posted on 07/08/2009 7:58:58 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I guess she won’t be on the SNL reunion show when Stuie comes back. Good for her! This took courage which is rare in Hollywood.


71 posted on 07/08/2009 8:04:17 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: giotto

“What state does she live in? Maybe we could run her against Feinstein or Boxer in California.”

That’s not a bad idea...

What can we do to encourage her to run?

On an aside, her skits were far better than Franken’s.

IMO


72 posted on 07/08/2009 8:10:11 AM PDT by Miykayl
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
....Mmmm.
73 posted on 07/08/2009 8:12:17 AM PDT by tioga
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To: FlJoePa
She’d probably be more comfortable with Toonces at the helm of the country **

So would I.

74 posted on 07/08/2009 9:58:46 AM PDT by MissNomer (Proud member of FR's "Final 300")
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To: originalbuckeye
My 60’s era, hippie, Nader-supporting brother thinks the media is too conservative, too. Clueless.

Which goes to show that a steady diet of left-wing propaganda rots the mind, and atrophies one's ability to differentiate, or to intelligently analyze life.

Only conservatives are aware of the viewpoints from left and right.

Liberals have no idea what conservatives really believe, or what conservatism really is, because they're lazy, and don't bother asking us, or consulting our leading spokesmen about conservatism.

All they know of conservatism is what's mainlined to them via the left-wing hive mind brain feed.

75 posted on 07/08/2009 11:36:47 AM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

76 posted on 07/08/2009 3:03:46 PM PDT by jessduntno ("We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction." - Sara Palin, quoting MacArthur.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Yes Victoria is far from a dummy. She was blessed with that voice that made her millions but also makes people *think* she is stupid which she is far from. I watched her one night on the panel on Hannity and she took down Bob Beckle when he tried to cut her intellegence. I think he was shocked that she had a brain.


77 posted on 07/08/2009 3:43:26 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Ann Archy
She nailed it.....EVIL shows up with a SMILING face like Obama’s.

I've been saying that for years!!
When 0Bama won his senate seat I saw the most chilling & frightening pic ever: I saw Ted 'the swimmer' Kennedy and Mr Byrd 'the KKK grand wizard' in a warm group hug with this new young black 0Bama on the Senate floor all being very chummy like old school friends!!

Then I thought "That there is a conspiracy of EVIL if I ever saw one!"

78 posted on 07/09/2009 11:25:15 PM PDT by prophetic (God, let 0Bama and his evil plans for this country fail & let him be utterly disgraced like HAMAN!!)
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