[Former SNL actress] Victoria Jackson: Down is Up, Unfair is Fair and Ignorance is Bliss

Big Hollywood ^ | July 7, 2009 | Victoria Jackson

[2ndDivisionVet]

I woke up in the middle of the night and realized the trick.

You see, evil doesn’t just show up. It disguises itself as something nice; so you’ll let it in. It tricks you.

Murdering babies is called Pro-Choice. Unfair Censorship is called The Fairness Doctrine. Outlandish Taxes and the Death of Freedom is called Cap & Trade. Sounds like Fish & Chips. You gotta figure out the trick.

I’d been wondering why the liberals are so passionate about this Health Care thing. It couldn’t be because they actually care about sick, poor people. If they did, they would visit hospitals, and give ten percent of their gross salaries to Compassion International and World Vision, like us stupid church go-ers do. Biden gave $62 to charity last year.

No, there’s gotta be a catch. I guess this question was sitting in my brain and during my sleep, my brain was working on it, because when I suddenly awoke at 3 a.m. I had the answer.

Euthanasia!

Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can’t speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!

Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!(continued)

[2ndDivisionVet]

Obviously she's not the ditz she played on TV.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I was just going to say: for a “dumb blonde,” she’s pretty smart.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’ve seen her speak on FOX. She seems to have taken the intelligence of Hollywood actresses up to a whole new level.

[Psycho_Bunny]

I always thought she was pretty....now I know she's smart, too.

Poor woman's going to get savaged by the Left, now.

[STARWISE]

~~Truth from a Hollywood conservative ... PING!

[IrishPennant]

I saw her on Fox also...but always loved her on SNL....On Fox she used the dumb blond to step all over the other speakers and say what she wanted to really say...hey, come to think of it, kinda the way my wife does too :)

[fullchroma]

Victoria, love you!

[ReneeLynn]

I had to Google her pic to remember who she is. That’s great! Finally a Jackson I want to hear from.

[Aria]

She is EXACTLY right.

They’ve already started that here in Oregon.

[presently no screen name]

Poor woman's going to get savaged by the Left, now

You're right and she knows it and doesn't give a flip.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Wow. Go to the link and read some of her other posts.

What a treasure. I hope she gets out of Hollywood fast and spreads the good values she was raised with and managed to defend and maintain while in Gomorrywood.

[passionfruit]

She probably knows Al Franken personally, and wants to vomit at the thought of him being in the Senate.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Unlike Ben Stein (who has many worshippers, here) I’ll wager that she gave NO money to the Al Franken campaign.

[SuziQ]

You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can’t speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!

LOL!! Well said, Victoria!!

[MadelineZapeezda]

For those that forget who she is

She was a gymnast too

[new cruelty]

Yet another Jackson thread! Jackson, Jackson, Jackson... enough alre... oh, Victoria Jackson. Never mind.

[Libloather]

Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die.

Wow.

[FlJoePa]

She’d probably be more comfortable with Toonces at the helm of the country **

[giotto]

She probably knows Al Franken personally, and wants to vomit at the thought of him being in the Senate.

What state does she live in? Maybe we could run her against Feinstein or Boxer in California.

[Freedom56v2]

Lots of respect for her!!!!