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Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788
What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: vbtv7788
It's a dangerous thing to read such stuff before he morning coffee has taken effect.
Looking for the point, the purpose of it all...
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posted on
12/19/2005 2:25:35 AM PST
by
ExGeeEye
(Global warming? Bring It On....)
To: vbtv7788
Who knew glue was bad for you?
122
posted on
12/19/2005 2:32:02 AM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
To: vbtv7788
123
posted on
12/19/2005 4:31:48 AM PST
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Goes good with the morning cup of coffee!
Totally awesome!!
124
posted on
12/19/2005 5:33:29 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: vbtv7788; King Prout; timpad; Jet Jaguar
I think that I shall take a copy of this post with me to the ladies room, so that I might make the most appropriate use of it.
125
posted on
12/19/2005 6:00:35 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: vbtv7788
126
posted on
12/19/2005 6:03:37 AM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: vbtv7788
127
posted on
12/19/2005 6:03:45 AM PST
by
PilloryHillary
(Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.)
To: vbtv7788; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; Darksheare; ...
Meet Derr exorcist
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
128
posted on
12/19/2005 8:10:02 AM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: vbtv7788
Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the HittitesYou forgot the Vegemites.
To: vbtv7788
Was this troll inhaling or injecting something when he posted. I consider myself a fairly intelligent man, and I had no idea what he was talking about.
Do these fools really think they are annoying us when they provide us with so much amusement?
If so, they are even stupider than I thought.
130
posted on
12/19/2005 8:35:06 AM PST
by
chesley
(Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
To: vbtv7788
I read about people talking like this several years ago in Abnormal Psych class. Of course, this could be considered normal nowadays, what with some many more liberals being pumped out of our colleges...
131
posted on
12/19/2005 8:38:05 AM PST
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: vbtv7788
To: Dallas59
TOONSES! You beat me!
By a lot. So many zots, so little time.
To: vbtv7788
WTF ZOT!
134
posted on
12/19/2005 10:27:52 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: vbtv7788
Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites.You forgot the nightlights, the uptights and the outtasights.
135
posted on
12/19/2005 10:30:49 AM PST
by
70times7
(An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
To: Darksheare
What happened to the keywords!?! I was looking forward to going thru them again for my daily belly laugh!!
136
posted on
12/19/2005 10:38:08 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: vbtv7788
137
posted on
12/19/2005 10:39:13 AM PST
by
70times7
(An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
To: vbtv7788
Count Dooku will take care of your doku...
138
posted on
12/19/2005 10:45:54 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(DU kook)
To: vbtv7788; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Happy Holidays! Here's a special Xmas toy for you-
Instructions:
1. Load
2. Inspect barrel
3. Engage trigger
ENJOY!
139
posted on
12/19/2005 10:53:37 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Derr-inger)
To: vbtv7788; Darksheare
Derr iz doku drums over derr.
140
posted on
12/19/2005 12:27:56 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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