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Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788
What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: vbtv7788
WOW!!!!! Only been here a week and this is my first chance to ZOT someone.....
BTW, I disavow any knowledge of ever having derr'ed.......
You Sir, or Madam as the case may, be are absotively and posolutely a complete, total, and highly overrated IDIOT!!!
To: mysterio
"That was brilliant."
Agreed!
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posted on
12/18/2005 9:58:02 PM PST
by
jocon307
(Still mourning the loss of CBS FM)
To: vbtv7788
Admit it, you Derr your beeber until it is stuned before you doku your moose until it says "UnnngH!"
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posted on
12/18/2005 9:59:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: vbtv7788
There is Derr and there is Duh. Duh is Der Derr ...You is Duh
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posted on
12/18/2005 9:59:57 PM PST
by
woofie
To: L,TOWM
"The Troglodytes."
I think I've got some of their records. On the Columbia-Moonbat label, right ?
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posted on
12/18/2005 10:04:30 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt -- one of the Butt sisters.
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posted on
12/18/2005 10:07:15 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: vbtv7788
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posted on
12/18/2005 10:09:26 PM PST
by
wolficatZ
(Jonathan Quayle Higgins III - "Zeus...Apollo...Patrol!"....)
To: vbtv7788
![](http://www.weird-al.info/images/dare-to-be-stupid.jpg)
Derr to be stupid.
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posted on
12/18/2005 10:54:40 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
To: vbtv7788
This person is one coo coo
109
posted on
12/18/2005 10:57:00 PM PST
by
garylmoore
(Homosexuality: Obviously unnatural, so obviously wrong.)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
12/18/2005 10:58:52 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Charles Henrickson
In Porterville, California there is an old tombstone for Bertha Butt. Seriously.
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posted on
12/18/2005 11:00:04 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: vbtv7788; AmericanArchConservative
Aaaaand ... thanks for stopping by!
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posted on
12/18/2005 11:12:10 PM PST
by
Salem
(FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
To: vbtv7788; Americanwolf; AQGeiger; Beaker; BenLurkin; baltodog; BJClinton; big'ol_freeper; ...
![](http://images12.fotki.com/v253/photos/1/106521/780956/2005_02_24_mouth-vi.jpg?300239)
"My master, the Great MOD, bids thee Welcome!"
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posted on
12/18/2005 11:12:37 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(In a Hole in the Ground, there Lived a Fobbit...)
To: Billthedrill
LOL!!
114
posted on
12/18/2005 11:15:44 PM PST
by
Salem
(FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: wolficatZ
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posted on
12/19/2005 12:28:09 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
12/19/2005 12:35:17 AM PST
by
geopyg
(Ever Vigilant, Never Fearful)
To: vbtv7788
![](http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/Scythian/IDFSniperWoman.jpg)
ZOT!!!
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posted on
12/19/2005 12:39:04 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: vbtv7788
In honor of your presence, and in the wake of his speech, the President sends you his regards:
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posted on
12/19/2005 12:42:14 AM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(The Democratic Party-Jackass symbol, jackass leaders, jackass supporters.)
To: vbtv7788
This is one of the funnier ones.
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