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derr Zot
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Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788
What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:40:46 PM PST
by
vbtv7788
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To: vbtv7788
derr iz a zot in yer future...
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:41:21 PM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(Happy Holidays? No thanks. I'm having a Merry Christmas instead.)
To: vbtv7788
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:41:25 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: vbtv7788
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:41:41 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: vbtv7788
Punctuation is your friend.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:41:53 PM PST
by
jbstrick
( I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma)
To: William Creel
Likewise! Crazier than usual.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:42:02 PM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: vbtv7788
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:42:05 PM PST
by
neodad
(Rule Number 1: Be Armed)
To: vbtv7788
To: vbtv7788
All your Derr are belong to us.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:42:18 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: vbtv7788
Verily I sayest to thou, WTF?
IBTZ!
To: vbtv7788
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:42:31 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
Comment #13 Removed by Moderator
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:42:45 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: jbstrick
The Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites ,the Hittites
and the electric lights!
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:43:00 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: vbtv7788
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:43:18 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(Iraqis have purple on their fingers. Liberals have brown on their thumbs.)
To: vbtv7788
Oh man,,,you should not have posted this!!! lol, a ping to the kitties!
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:45:04 PM PST
by
meanie monster
(http://guptonator.myvideochat.net)
To: William Creel
Amazing what people will come up to amuse themselves, isn't it?
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:45:38 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(Stupidity is its own punishment...but not as often as it should be.)
To: All
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:46:03 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
Derr to comperr.
Bwahahahahahaha !!!
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:46:24 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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