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Stop inhumane ZOT! experiments on liberal trolls!!!!!
Posted on 03/16/2005 5:54:35 AM PST by Martha2005
Edited on 03/16/2005 6:07:28 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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Stop inhumane experiments on liberal trolls!!!!!!! Oh my! I recently encountered stunning liberal talking points concerning trolldom! Or concerning what FReepers do on the forum with idiots.
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I was really shocked and my eyes wide open when I was reading it! Unfortunately I lost the link but I will retell you what I happened to get to know. The people at the DNC set inhumane experiments over trolls! It is outrageous!
The trolls are absolutely harmless! And these monsters from the DNC give them injections of various chemicals and add toxins to their food. Of course, many trolls die in the death struggle. Some trolls die of blood loss after they get deblooded and their blood transfused to roosters wounded in cockfights.
How inhumane it is! How monstrous! Bloodcurdling!!! On the hearsay from the treasonous John Kerry's entourage, he prays for the trolls' souls (hey, that rhymes!) but won’t give the order to stop it. Mr John Kerry, I address to you: you are HAMSTER!!!!!!!!!!
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To: Martha2005
Mmmmmm, troll
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posted on
03/16/2005 1:30:03 PM PST
by
John Lenin
(Abortion has created lots of atheists because no one wants to go to hell)
To: pelikan
182
posted on
03/16/2005 2:33:00 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: add925
I guess it hadda happen someday...
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:50:31 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: Admin Moderator; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ..
I believe I have stumbled upon the next field of cruel and inhumane experiments we can run on trolls:
electromagnetic shrinkage. Look at the "quarter toroids" about 3/5ths down the page for ideas...
some of our more aesthetically sensitive torturers may decide to instead pursue a study of how well trolls manifest captured lightning as lichtenberg figures (scroll to the bottom and hit the link)
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:02:01 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: anonymoussierra
ahhh... you at least already know of my newly discovered treasure house of Zottery (bert's place)
185
posted on
03/16/2005 4:09:04 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: drt1
BRAVO to the Mod who did that! LOL
To: evets
bwaaaaaahhahahahahahahaha!!!
187
posted on
03/16/2005 4:14:42 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: King Prout
To: nopardons
would that be "funny: ha-ha" or "funny: strange"?
(V E R Y obscure lighning reference... extra points if you can ID it)
I'm sure fun illustrations of such experiments can be crafted.
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:24:04 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: drt1
You wouldn't have happened to have saved a copy of the original did you?
If so could you freepmail it to me?
190
posted on
03/16/2005 4:25:06 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.)
To: Martha2005
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Sorry - I didn't save it. It was hard to read once, let alone reread. Try some who posted at or about the same time as my post # 12.
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:29:04 PM PST
by
drt1
To: drt1
Ok thanks. I can see from the snippets that it was really out there.
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:35:31 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.)
To: Barney59
The troll brought her own tinfoil.
194
posted on
03/16/2005 5:03:19 PM PST
by
rdl6989
To: Martha2005
I'm with you Martha!
Save the Trolls
Once upon a time, majestic, if slightly flea infested, herds of trolls wandered freely over the plains of cyberspace. The ethernet would literally shake from thunderous noise of their bleating inanities and pounding keyboards in unthinking lockstep. They kept their own numbers in check by culling any member of the herd who showed signs of intelligence or self-reliance. They lived in perfect harmony with the members of the elite-media tribes that cared for them. Natures balance was preserved until the coming of the moderator man and his modern assault weapon, the ZOT.
Soon trolls were being wantonly slaughtered in huge numbers. Their posts, with only the juiciest idiocies removed for use in men’s and ladies tag lines, were left lying to rot in the sun. Despite their dwindling numbers the slaughter continues to this day. We at SAVE THE TROLLS demand that this unmerciful killing stop! We are working with pro-troll legislators to add trolls to the Endangered Species List. We are also trying to get ZOT-control legislation passed.
You can help! Call 1-800-PRO-TROLL or 1-800-BAN-ZOTS today and find out how!
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posted on
03/16/2005 5:06:38 PM PST
by
OSHA
(If your liberal social program saves money "in the long run" why does it come with higher taxes???)
To: King Prout
196
posted on
03/16/2005 5:19:15 PM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: international american
factories? not yet, that I know of...
there are ZOT laboratories.
197
posted on
03/16/2005 5:25:41 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: King Prout
LOL!!
Got knocked clean offline for a bit.
198
posted on
03/16/2005 5:42:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I need to keep painting my wall red or the thing living in it will get out and get us all.)
To: King Prout
"there are ZOT laboratories."
Ah good. Most factories spring from laboratories.
199
posted on
03/16/2005 5:44:10 PM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: Darksheare
does this qualify as an official "bad idea"?
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posted on
03/16/2005 5:54:51 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
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