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First Annual John Kerry Fan Fiction Contest
The Mudville Gazette ^
| 8/11/04
| Greyhawk
Posted on 08/14/2004 8:09:00 PM PDT by LNewman
The Mudville Gazette is pleased to announce the First Annual John Kerry Fan Fiction Contest. Entries may be submitted in comments, via e-mail (greyhawk - at - mudvillegazette.com) or as entries on your own blog - I'll link from here. Have at it. Have fun.
Speaking of fun, in reality, back during Christmas '68 I was almost seven, and mom and dad gave me my first shotgun. To this day it's seared in my memory - crawling on my belly through the rice paddies in the Cambodian fever swamp, hunting the elusive Khmer deer...
(Excerpt) Read more at mudvillegazette.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
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To: LNewman
Looks like fun. Too tired to read it tonight. Mark for tomorrow.
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posted on
08/14/2004 9:27:37 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
To: Lijahsbubbe
I think I sprained something laughing. I have "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" on my MP3 and the music kicked into my head about the third line.
If I organize my ideas and write something, I'll post it here too.
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posted on
08/14/2004 9:47:39 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(cong rec 27.3.86 jk speech doubleplusungood malreported cambodia rectify)
To: KarlInOhio
To: LNewman
I will send them one tomorrow.
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posted on
08/14/2004 10:14:52 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(KERRY: "I went to Cambodia with the CIA and all I got was a hat")
To: Redcoat LI
LOLOL
That is how I pictured him getting the hat!! LOL
Someone out there thinks like me. Scary!
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posted on
08/14/2004 10:19:40 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(KERRY: "I went to Cambodia with the CIA and all I got was a hat")
To: LNewman
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posted on
08/14/2004 10:25:52 PM PDT
by
Porterville
(Your sensitivity offends me you disgusting liberal.)
To: LNewman
"It was a dark and stormy night on the pitching deck of PCF-44. Seared-- seared-- into my memory was the date: December 25th, 1968. And the place: Somewhere along the rain-swollen rivers of Cambodia. Yup. There I was. No shi*."
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posted on
08/15/2004 2:55:09 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Lijahsbubbe
Love the Warren Zevon riff.
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posted on
08/15/2004 3:00:58 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Lijahsbubbe; KarlInOhio; Redcoat LI
Howard Dean: (Rolls up sleeves. Pumps fists into the air. Gets "crazy eyes.")
Poetry and Prose?! Why that's-YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, that bit never gets old.
To: BradyLS
Send lawyers, guns and money...
To: LNewman
" - you probably forgot bird."HAHAHAHAHA.
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posted on
08/15/2004 5:40:28 AM PDT
by
Stentor
To: The Scourge of Yazid
Man, that bit never gets oldIt's a keeper! Howard Dean, providing fodder since 2004......
To: Lijahsbubbe; Vermonter; Straight Vermonter; Charlotte Corday; Lizavetta
Well, if you can find the "Dean votes for incest as a state legislator" thread, you'll see that he's been providing fodder for conservatives for a lot longer than that.
I had a great post on that one where Dean instantaneously morphs into Vladimir Nabokov.
Very funny, if you want my opinion.
To: The Scourge of Yazid
Vlad huh? Man! You make me work with these obscure (to me) references! Are you a human encyclopedia?
To: LNewman
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posted on
08/15/2004 7:01:57 AM PDT
by
Chieftain
(Support the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth and expose Hanoi John lies!)
To: Lijahsbubbe; KangarooJacqui
Marvin "The Paranoid Android": (Heaves a robotic sigh.)
Yes, I am incredibly knowledgeable. Simply explaining the breathtaking scope of my intelligence would strain the capacities of your minuscule, non-robotic, human brain. This conversation is so dispiriting that I think I'll wheel myself into that vast, gaping chasm.
(Robotic sigh.)
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