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Puff List ^ | 6/20/03 | francisandbeans

Posted on 06/20/2003 11:53:56 AM PDT by Just another Joe

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To: Ramius
So there I was at thirty thousand feet when...

Ehhhh?

61 posted on 06/20/2003 5:40:30 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
Perfect... :-)
62 posted on 06/20/2003 5:44:02 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Just another Joe
Just standard bar conversation starter... goes with the "Geez... you wouldn't believe what happened to be me... no really..."

Little quiet in here tonight. Where's all the babes?
63 posted on 06/20/2003 5:46:06 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
I don't know where they all are. We had a couple cruise in and out earlier but nada since then.
64 posted on 06/20/2003 5:48:04 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Ramius
Here's a little post starter joke you can use.

Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A
man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates. "Who was the first man?" asked Peter.
"Adam."
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden."
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first
time?"
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."
"Enter."
65 posted on 06/20/2003 5:49:39 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
You folks realize that I've only posted a little less than half the years threads, don't you. We need to have a little chatter going on here so they don't all run together.

Well...you have my apologies Joe..I thought you were doing a Blog.

66 posted on 06/20/2003 5:56:44 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I thought you were doing a Blog.

I wouldn't do that on Jim's site. I'd have to get my own.
Besides that, it's sorta like gymnastics, I just don't blog that well.

67 posted on 06/20/2003 5:58:51 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: All
Here comes some more.

Smoking ordinance tabled after restaurants protest
Eden Prairie backs away from widespread smoking ban
Maryland's new Fascist ads
Bloomberg Not So Popular With The Smoking Ban (My Words)
Smoking poll needs freeping
Schools crack down on legal smokers
SMOKE - AND FIRED
Mean streets (For Smokers)
Emotion fills air in drug use case
Smoker Awarded $28 Billion!
A Reply to Chris Bacon: A Liberal's Desperate Campaign to Smear Freepers
California Jury Awards Former Smoker Record $28 Billion
South Houston city council repeals smoking ordinance A Major Win!
Non-smoking ordinance reviewed
IF THEY WEREN'T SERIOUS, THIS WOULD BE HYSTERICAL
Kauai tightens restrictions in smoking bill
Pregnant woman shot over cigarette (The Hate has GOT to STOP) One of the hot threads of the week
Smoking's bad, big government is even worse
Function of Key Molecule in Lung Cancer Identified
BLOOMY SET TO STUB OUT SMOKING AT PHILIP MORRIS
Dawdling bureaucrats: So you think the government cares about your health, huh?
(Delaware) Candidates sharp on taxes
Students Tested for Tobacco Use Some people take up for the smoker
Butts Out! Nassau Passes Smoking Ban
A burning issue for the guvvies
Smokers face higher insurance (As if smokers don't pay enough!)
California beats smokers into submission. I can only wish this title was literal as it would show the world how anti-smokers are teaching the rest of the world to think.
New Frontier in Random Drug Testing: Checking High Schoolers for Tobacco
$28 Billion Smoker Award Could Be Cut
Anti-smoking advocate fires up area students
Japan set to oppose tobacco consumption cuts
SUFFOLK PONDERS SMOKE BAN
Mike's blowing 2nd-hand smoke

68 posted on 06/20/2003 6:01:53 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
Sorry about that.....I meant I needed a Blog on the Rocks.
69 posted on 06/20/2003 6:02:27 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I meant I needed a Blog on the Rocks.

OK, that's a new one on me.
How do you make one?

70 posted on 06/20/2003 6:05:01 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
Netmilsdad is here with me tonight because he got this in his inbox today.

Virus Alert!
There is a new virus called "work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest bar.
Order three drinks and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The poor darling found out that he doesn't have 5 friends and therefore is already infected. I told him I would intoduce him to some people here.
Joe, I'm having oral surgery on Friday so let me buy you a drink, ok??
71 posted on 06/20/2003 6:07:55 PM PDT by netmilsmom (God Bless our President, those with him & our troops)
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To: netmilsmom
Well howdy, Netmilsdad. What can I get you?
Sorry, netmilsmom, I'm on painkillers tonight so no drinking. But I will let you buy me a nice Macanudo Robust.
It's been a while since I had a good cigar.
72 posted on 06/20/2003 6:12:01 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
I was hoping you would know.

.....hmmmm.....mebbe you can get a contest up to mix the best Blog....you could even offer prizes.....or sumpin'

73 posted on 06/20/2003 6:12:25 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Maybe I can work something out next week.
It could end up similar to francisandbean's muck-a-luck.
74 posted on 06/20/2003 6:14:40 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Blog on the Rocks.

Sounds like something they only know how to make in San Jose, or maybe Palo Alto.

75 posted on 06/20/2003 6:20:29 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Just another Joe
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."

Sorry, but I already *have* a stiff drink. Now I need the antidote... :-)

76 posted on 06/20/2003 6:22:01 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: netmilsmom
There is a new virus called "work".

The *truly* sick thing is that I'm actually sitting in a bar *right now* with the laptop and wireless. Just had a non-virtual double turkey and redhook. Yes, I am still working, thanks to the miracle of VPN.

[sigh] I do some of my best work here.

Now I think I'm going to try the new Redhook SunRye Ale. Looks refreshing. Geez... I love my job. :-P

77 posted on 06/20/2003 6:27:51 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Just another Joe
What ever happened to francisandbeans? Haven't seen him(?) around for quite a while...
78 posted on 06/20/2003 6:28:51 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Just another Joe
We need to have a little chatter going on here so they don't all run together.

Well if someone would come along and piss me off,
I'd surely have loads to say them. I'm always in agreement mostly with
the issues RE tobacco here....
I bet I have monkeypox and SARS from smoking now...

79 posted on 06/20/2003 6:29:35 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Just another Joe
We need to have a little chatter going on here so they don't all run together.


80 posted on 06/20/2003 6:29:57 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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