[Ramius]

Just standard bar conversation starter... goes with the "Geez... you wouldn't believe what happened to be me... no really..."

Little quiet in here tonight. Where's all the babes?

[Just another Joe]

I don't know where they all are. We had a couple cruise in and out earlier but nada since then.

[Just another Joe]

Here's a little post starter joke you can use.

Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A
man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates. "Who was the first man?" asked Peter.
"Adam."
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden."
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first
time?"
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."
"Enter."